It all makes perfect sense now...

Me and xuanny fangirling EXO:
Xuan: exooooo whyyyyyy
Me: because they are aliens from EXO planet
Xuan: alien werewolves who came to earth looking for a girl and got sad around Christmas
Me: and because they got sad they overdosed on drugs
And are now in desperate need of a doctor
Forgetting that they have a healing unicorn on their hands